Find DMX & you could get $5000!

dmx084mugshot1Well it seems as though DMX just can’t get out of the doghouse (no pun intended). It seems as though Earl “DMX” Simmons is wanted by the police yet again. The Arizona police (YES THE ENTIRE STATE) are offering a five thousand dollar reward leading up the capture of Dark Man X.  The reason that they are taking this so seriously is because this is his second time that he has failed to appear for court. The Arizona judge set “This guy is a major annoyance to the criminal justice system…” “But we will track him down, and he will face a different kind of music in the court of law”. Simmons faces charges of drug possession, identity theft and animal cruelty.

This guy used to be at the absolute top of the game? What the fuck happened? DMX actually used to make really good music and be at the forefront of Rap culture. I guess you can’t teach an old dog new tricks…

Well it seems as though DMX is still in the doghouse (no pun intended). It seems as though Rap’s favorite


3 Responses to “Find DMX & you could get $5000!”

  1. How pathetic is that? Man, he’s just making himself into a parody of what he once was. I could never picture him doing anything relevant again..

  2. Nice! maybe i’ll see him at the mcdonalds here in la crosse wisconsin!

  3. ericbandloveaffair Says:

    hahahahaha, wowza.

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